In a recent survey on Dateable.com, we
posed the question: What is the least romantic gift you've received on
Valentine's Day? Here are the top three winners (or losers):
TOP THREE WINNERS
- Gold Heart: Roses, with a card for
- Silver Heart: A Nordic Trac. This
person states, "I am not sure if the message was your fat or not, but
let's just say I was not thrilled."
- Bronze Heart: A book on making
love. "Sounds good but it sure can make a gal insecure," says an
Most of the runner-ups were household
appliances and tools. What is this fascination for appliances? Ironically, a
recent study revealed that the number of clean homes are declining due to women
in the workforce. Although these gifts are practical, they are, nonetheless,
unromantic. Runner-ups include the following:
- A vacuum
- A blender
- Cleaning supplies
- A Black & Decker screwdriver
- A power steering hose
- A toaster
- A broom
MOST HUMOROUS CATEGORY
- I was asked the question: "So
how do we end this? A handshake or a high five?"
- Divorce Court. (You'd think the
judge would schedule other types of cases for that day, right?)
- A pear. Yes! A pear! I
wanted a pear shaped diamond. But, I got.. an actual pear!!
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